Starry-Eyed Spirituals believe in the power of crystals, herbs, chiropractics, seaweed high colonics, affirmations, and the innate goodness of all human beings except the total jackwagon who scooped the last pair of tickets to hear His Holiness the Dalai Lama speak at Tulane. Their favorite foods are full of antioxidants, resonate at hundreds of megahertz, and are harvested gently only after asking permission of the Earth Mother. Their fondest hope is that one day Whole Foods will see the light and stop selling murdered animals.
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