Aging Hippies cling to the natural-is-beautiful mindset, clothing, and hairstyles that they adopted in their youth, despite the fact that nature has long since abandoned them to their fate. They know in their heart of hearts that eating homemade, all organic yogurt and granola is somehow saving the whales, although they can’t articulate the mechanism by which that happens. Their greatest fear is that a lifetime of illegally self-medicating has made it impossible for them to develop a good enough case of glaucoma to justify a marijuana prescription.
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