Cynical Slackers know the price of everything and the worth of nothing. By maintaining an ironic distance at all times they avoid committing themselves to anything and revealing what, or whether, they believe. They tend to eat microwaveable foods, but only ones that do not require opening lots of little subsidiary packages, because that’s too much trouble to go to for something they will only excrete later anyway. Their favorite entertainment is spotting product placements during movies and television shows.
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