Old Farts have had enough of your whining about how bad you have it. Man up. They have aches and pains in parts of their body that you sincerely hope they will not enumerate again. They know what Betamax and VHS were and are still outraged that VHS won. Their favorite foods are steak and potatoes, but they have to have them at lunch nowadays and some yogurty crap that’s all your Mom lets them eat for supper or they won’t be able to sleep.
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